Allow me to explain! Every year at Budd Creek Camp, the highlight is the annual softball game pitting the Sponsor Men against the Camper Boys. It’s SO sad. Normally most of the boys are avid baseball players and well, the men are all broken down and old. Without fail, the old men just beat the pants off of the boys. Ah, the power of the simple base hit. It’s just good fun to watch those poor boys implode year after year, shocked as middle aged men humiliate them!

We were nice this year, and only beat them 17-7. That’s grace and mercy, there.