Apparently Nordstrom’s, for the quite fair sum of $425, will sell you jeans that are “pre-muddied.” Are you looking for that high class way to say to the world: “Hey, I’m a REAL man?” Then buy those jeans.
All the sociological and cultural implications of this aside( and I am pretty sure they are many, and SOMEBODY is likely offended by this;) I have a much better idea.
This is easy. Come work for me. You don’t have to pay $425 to look muddy and manly. Don’t bother; we will actually pay YOU to get muddy and dirty. Don’t spend your week’s allowance from Mommy and Daddy to look like a man. Get a job and BE one.
Peace and blessings to all.
Truth in Palmyra 
April 27, 2017 at 06:34
Amen. LOL
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April 27, 2017 at 06:42
Thanks for coming by!
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April 27, 2017 at 06:36
My husband has muddied jeans from 20 years ago. I’m rich!!
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April 27, 2017 at 06:42
See, there ya go.
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April 27, 2017 at 16:45
you’ve got to be kidding?
I’ve watched jeans with tears and rips complete with frayed bottoms sell for equally asinine prices—I tend to find my more traditional levis at Tractor Supply—I can provide my own dirt and rips 🙂
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April 27, 2017 at 16:47
Nope, it is dead serious LOL. The world has truly lost it’s marbles. I’d personally be inclined to toss somebody wearing those IN the mud, for real!
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April 27, 2017 at 17:01
Absolutely nuts 🥜
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April 28, 2017 at 03:35
Nothing speaks about the problem of authenticity than when people buy jeans with fake mud for 400 bucks. Just sayin’.
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April 28, 2017 at 06:30
Yeah, well I agree LOL. Can you believe it? Sounds like something you Cali people would do. LOL.
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April 28, 2017 at 11:28
Yeah…especially some plastic Ken in Beverly Hills.
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April 28, 2017 at 12:09
Ha ha ha ha!!
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April 28, 2017 at 06:04
If you truely want to get muddy pull a lost lamb out of the muck!
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April 28, 2017 at 06:30
Believe it or not, I have actually messed with sheep once..went to some friends when I was living in Wyoming. You are correct, those things get dirty! Of course, I suspect you meant that in a spiritual sense. I have done that too!
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April 28, 2017 at 07:39
How much will a pair of pig muck covered overalls go for? I could be sitting on a gold mine ya know.
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April 28, 2017 at 08:25
Yeah, I suggest you contact the buying department there ASAP, you can retire and support me. I have a similar gold mine across the road with my Father in Law!
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April 28, 2017 at 14:27
That pair of pants resembles my ten-year-old jeans that I wear when I mow and when I paint. I think I paid twelve dollars for them. I wish my bank accounts could increase in value that dramatically! J.
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April 28, 2017 at 23:45
Is it real mud, does it come out after you wash them so you can go back to the shop and ask for your money back, or the instructions say do not wash in water and soap? 🙂
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April 29, 2017 at 06:31
Lol maybe there is a fee to replace it?
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April 29, 2017 at 07:21
The first time I read about these jeans I was sure it was satire. Nope.
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April 29, 2017 at 07:23
No..no..it’s for real. I actually thought the same thing too!
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