A little while back I got a new van for work. It’s a spiffy little thing, sort of a micro van LOL. My van is the center point of a large part of my life, serving as both office and warehouse for me and my guys.
One of the great things about my new van is that it has Sirius XM Radio.
Sirius SM Channel 131, Family Talk Radio. Yes, that’s a free plug for it. Preaching all day, basically.
It’s like popping spiritual steroids 10-12 hours a day.
For those who will get this(and you know who you are! Hi!); I INDOCTRINATE myself..all day long! Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s beautiful.
But, that’s not really the point of all this. I suppose to survive they, like anybody else, have to sell advertising.
Earlier today, they were advertising an Organic Cranberry Cleanser. Not really sure what that is, but whatever. I suppose one washes their face with it. Weird, really.
This product was proudly advertised as:
!!!Clinically Tested!!!!
What does that even mean? Nobody talked about results, just that it was TESTED
Do they test every berry?
If they run all those berries through a clinic, are they even organic anymore?
Were they tested and found to actually clean your face?
Were they tested and found to make your face peel away?
I’ll be thinking about this all day.
Truth in Palmyra 
January 10, 2017 at 12:20
Wally, you’re losing it! lol
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January 10, 2017 at 12:41
Losing would imply the process is still ongoing. It is no longer ongoing, as the process of me losing it is quite complete
LOL
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January 10, 2017 at 12:49
My SiriusXM radio is always tuned to Channel 63 ~ The Message.
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January 10, 2017 at 13:16
Ah. I am ambivalent about the message. My wife is glued to it as well. I am an Enlighten type of guy, more traditional I guess LOL. The Message is great sometimes, then they get crazy at certain times.
LOL
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January 10, 2017 at 13:29
My trips in the cars are pretty short, so teaching ministry doesn’t work. I’m lucky to get 2-3 songs in.
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January 10, 2017 at 13:40
Ah yeah. I can see that. It’s a blessing to me, Don. I mean, if I am driving or even sitting working and making calls…I can listen. It’s pretty cool, overall.
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January 10, 2017 at 14:52
How did we survive without it??? LOL
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January 10, 2017 at 16:01
Well in the city ya’ll probably just turned the dial and found another station. Here in the boonies, we often live in silence!
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January 10, 2017 at 16:06
Silence?? Not familiar with that term. Within a 3 minute drive, I can be in farming country for as far as the eye can see. Lone the Central Valley. Reminds me alot of Israel.
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January 10, 2017 at 16:20
I have heard that said before, about the California Central Valley area. Can’t wait to see it myself..Israel, that is.
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January 10, 2017 at 13:02
Welcome to my world, Wally😜
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January 10, 2017 at 13:12
Ha…now that’s funny Kathy.
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January 10, 2017 at 13:42
LOL Funny! But a logical progression of thought. The best part was that it was tested but no results given! 😀
Becky
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January 10, 2017 at 13:43
LOL, thanks Becky.
I was hoping somebody would tell me what it means, though.
🙂
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January 10, 2017 at 14:48
Wish I could help you with that, Wally, but I haven’t heard of it. I was hoping at the end that you would tell us what it was and how it was really supposed to be used. Too crazy!
Becky
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January 10, 2017 at 16:06
Listening to SiriusXM all day and getting paid for it? Nice country, America!
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January 10, 2017 at 16:21
Well, yeah. Sort of. Usually flying full speed to some crisis, talking on the phone about a crisis, or working frantically on the laptop to manage…some crisis LOL. Good things many of the shows repeat some, so eventually I get the whole thing
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January 10, 2017 at 16:28
At this point I don’t know what I’d do without my daily podcasts
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January 10, 2017 at 17:05
I used to love mine too. I downloaded them daily on my MP3 player. Then it got to where I couldn’t do that anymore. Which is why this has become such a blessing.
Except at 3 pm. That’s Pastor Rick…not a fan there.
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January 10, 2017 at 19:04
I hear you about Rick. Thank the Lord there’s still some solid preachers out there but you wouldn’t know it by watching TBN.
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January 10, 2017 at 16:29
Let’s see, for Christmas my daughter gave me Pineapple Papaya Enzyme Mask (??) and Eucalyptus Pomegranate Sea Salt body scrub…..you don’t even want to know.
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January 10, 2017 at 17:03
Wow….you are right. I don’t want to know.
My cleaning life is so easy. Irish spring body wash. Pour a pile and just work from head to toes LOL.
Easy and effective.
Why are we all talking about our bathing habits?
I am surrounded by weirdos.
LOL.
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January 10, 2017 at 16:45
I think the “cleansing” has more to do with eliminating Wally..as Cranberries are known for their “cleansing ” properties with the kidney 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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January 10, 2017 at 17:01
Ha…good point. I didn’t listen that close, maybe it was an internal cleaning product LOL.
Which would be stupid, because a person could just drink juice!
I will pay attention next time and see.
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January 10, 2017 at 17:04
who know—just chalk it up to the current trend in super fruits 🙂
as in everything is trendy…..
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January 10, 2017 at 17:06
Fruit is for eating, or drinking. Not applying to oneself.
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January 10, 2017 at 17:16
Well now let’s not bring the cosmetic industry into all that of this what with their seed exfoliating this and that! 😂
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January 10, 2017 at 17:37
LOL
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January 10, 2017 at 17:39
Although some fruit is fun to shoot at, like watermelon. They blow up you know.
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January 10, 2017 at 22:14
Too funny Wally!
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January 11, 2017 at 07:26
Thanks Tricia. I still can’t stop wondering what they found when they tested it, though.
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January 11, 2017 at 11:26
I know, right?
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January 11, 2017 at 11:30
😆
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January 11, 2017 at 12:20
LOL! I have a similar response when someone says “organic…”
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